"Money doesn’t fix things. It does make things fun when you have larger problems.”
In discussing the music of Epica: “Their death grunting even makes sense live, though it usually seems rather silly to me.” If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times. You can never have too much death grunting. Death grunting?
Judging a dish on Iron Chef America: “It’s witty, without bringing attention to itself.” That’s exactly how I feel when ordering off the dollar menu at Taco Bell.